1. By the looks of that grocery cart you're having simple carbs with a side of trans fat for dinner.
2. If your daily status updates on Facebook are always about what's happening on your favorite reality TV shows, you need to reevaluate your priorities.
3. I told you so.
4. Did you sue your tattoo artist for that mess on your back?--because you should.
5. Please don't complain to me about how much your husband has to travel for work.
6. You do know that Robert Pattinson isn't really Edward Cullen, right?
7. I completely disagree with you but I'm not going to tell you that.
8. I am such a freaking dork!!
9. Dude, those soccer players that you are maniacally yelling at are eight-year-old girls. Calm the heck down!
10. Are you serious with that outfit?
4 comments:
Oh, Blondie, you make me laugh! ;o) I'm glad I'm not the only one who has thoughts like that. Thanks for making me feel more normal today. Love you lots!
I feel like #'s 1,6, and 10 are directed towards me! How rude, ha ha!!
Oh, say em out loud. They probably should be heard. Especially husband traveling one. We should you for lunch soon!
It's great to know someone else has thoughts like that! Thank you for sharing- it put a smile on my face early this morning!
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